Taters & B.B.Q. Sauce

Ever since we ran out of Heinz ketchup weeks ago, the fridge just hasn't felt whole. Last night, as a last resort, the bro dipped his tater tots in Kraft barbecue sauce. I made a face of disgust but tossed one in my mouth anyway. What a surprise - I don't think I'll ever choose ketchup over BBQ sauce with my tots every again. I even threw a few in the oven tonight because they were just that good.

My camera's misbehaving tonight and won't take a single clear shot. What a useless piece of shit. Can you tell I'm in a foul mood?