Gooey-ness

Cereal bars don't have an ounce of nutritious value. If anything, they only provide a quick sugar rush. I didn't realize how true this was until today when I opened a squished apple cereal bar from the bottom of my bag. The weight of the contents of my bag had pressed the bar down flat into a near thick paste of gooey-ness. The first bite was nasty; the second worse; by the third, I had no choice but to throw it into my wastebasket. I don't think I'll ever buy another cereal bar again. What will I do with the box of six that I just bought on Monday?