I Swooned

Can't write much now.  Am in between runs to the laundromat around the corner.  It's one of those coin op places that's open 24/7 without any supervision save for a few strategically placed cameras.  Can't risk losing my $20 H&M shirt or the $15 cotton sheet set from Bed Bath & Beyond's clearance section.

Must report bumping into one hunk o' man in the laundry room. He walked in carrying a PriceWaterhouseCooper duffel bag - that would do just fine, I thought.  He walked by and I swooned.  Not from his good looks, ladies and gentlemen...my knees buckled from the stank coming from the duffel bag.  To quote my ignorant aunt, "Do white men smell?"  Why, certainly not anymore than his fellow yellow, brown, or purple man.  But their laundry?  To the high heavens, to the high heavens.